Beat Excape of Excalibur in local co-op play. Okay, have it your way!
Finish an act with both players wearing supersuits. Does my butt look big in this?
Beat The Log Ness Monster in local co-op play. It’s great what you can do with wire and light bulbs?
Win a Battle. Wow, that old babe means to do me some serious hoit.
Finish the First Act without collecting any Health. Now who'd go and do a dirty thing like that?
Used every weapon! ...I cannot fight no more against such genius.
Fully max out each character's Illudium. Aw, don't be so danged literal, Mac!
Completed the game! The whole darn shootin'-match!! You'll probably hate yourself in the morning…
Complete chapter 9 - Wackyland. It's simply marrrrrvellous Dali-ng.
Complete chapter 8 - WW1. Holy cats, I've been drafted!
Smash 500 Enemies. So, goodbye to you - and farewell to thee!
Complete chapter 7 - Mars. Hugo first, there's an abomin-abale snowperson in here!
Complete chapter 6 - Egypt. Say `sayonara' to the Sahara!
Find the Road Runner trophy. Rock - falling - what'll I do?
Collect 500,000 in coins. I need what little I've got
Complete chapter 5 - A Warm Place! Bet you thought you’d finish this one when Heck freezed over?
Complete chapter 4 - Taz World. The derring-doest daringest-duo in the double-blunder Down-Under!
Beat Volcano Way Out without dying. All right that settles it.
Complete chapter 3 -Wild West. Give them con-sarned no-good blumding-varmints…
Find the Yosemite Sam trophy. Enter, o seeker of knowledge. That's you, fathead.
Complete chapter 2 - Camelot. (Please Don't Feed The Camels)
Beat The Muddy Evil Forest without dying. Ya crazy idjit!
Smash 200 Enemies. And I thought this was gonna be a dull day!
Complete chapter 1 - Dr Frankenbeans Castle... I love what you’ve done with those cobwebs!
Collect 250,000 in coins. Hmmm, not bad!
Smash 100 Enemies. Hey - this promises to be fun!
Beat Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash without dying. You are a mental case.
Successfully complete the Tutorial. (By the way - it's more fun if you cheat)
Collect 1,000,000 in coins. Keep the change, Doc!
Beat the par time for Scooterway Scramble! I go take my siesta now.
Beat the par time for Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash. Whoops, had the silly thing in reverse.
Beat the par time for In De-Nile. Holy freholas, that thing runs faster than me!
Produce a level 6 combo. You asked for it!
Produce a level 9 combo. Oh, you again?
Produce a level 12 combo. Soives ya right!
Find the Michigan J. Frog trophy. Do the Michigan rag!
Find the Porky Pig trophy. Gosh, here we go again!
Find the Wile E. Coyote trophy. Allow me to introduce myself - my name is mud.
Find the Tweety Bird trophy. Awww, isn’t he a darling little tweety-bird?
Beat Low Noon in local co-op play. Brother - what a way to run a railroad!
Produce an atomic combo level 9. So - you’re the one behind all this…
Produce an atomic combo level 9 online. Adios, you chicken-pluckin little stinker!
Beat an Act online. You may fire when ready, grisly!
Play online with someone who has Bugs' bug. Hooo-weee! Gotta git yourself a hobby!
